I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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