you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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