the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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