I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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