We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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