that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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