I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
this is an emotional support booty call
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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