I wannas sexs uuuuu
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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