im gay
i know
yea but for you.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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