Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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