the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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