And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Why did my mother make you get naked?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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