I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
My vagina is very pro this idea
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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