We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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