I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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