I cockslap morals
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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