the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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