I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
