i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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