The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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