Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
