Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Randomize
