Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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