But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Is it because I queefed?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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