Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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