How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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