i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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