i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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