false alarm. still invincible.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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