The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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