He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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