yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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