I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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