The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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