I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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