I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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