I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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