walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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