nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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