She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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