How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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