i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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