My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
True strength comes from lack of pants
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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