Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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