Soap is not a condiment
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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