Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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