I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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