Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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