Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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