Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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