normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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