Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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