I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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