The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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