Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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